Franksters Paradise

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Franksters Paradise
Written By Badlands Booker & Jill Bramwell

-As I eat all the hot dogs at the eating contest
-I take a look at the clock, and realize no time left
-Cuz I've been eating and feeding so long that
-Even my stomach thinks that my mind is gone 

-But I ain't never crossed a dog that didn't deserve it
-Eat a dog without a bun, u know that's unheard of
-U better watch how u eatin and what u drinkin
-Or u might be toast while ur grillin them buns

-I really hate to stop but I gotta loc
-later on, I see myself on the toilet bowl, fool
-I'm the kinda G my little homies wanna be like
-On my feet in the night eatin franks in the streetlight. 

Been spendin' most my live,
livin' in a franksta’s paradise

-Hot dog and the bun, bun in my hand 
-Eating so much,  I can’t even stand,
-ESPN watching, but half of them ain’t lookin’
-What’s going on in my tummy, full from frankfurter cooking  

-They told me stay hungry but my bowel’s gotta empty
-If I can't find a toilet, how can I MC?
-I guess they can't, I guess they won't
-I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool



from Surf & Stillwell 2, released June 21, 2017



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What's good everyone.This is the official Music and Merch page of Major League Eater & Rap Performer Eric "Badlands" Booker. A 20 year speed sating icon ranked #16 worldwide by MLE. As seen on ESPN, CBS, NBC, ABC,FOX, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Call w/ Carson Daly, Wife Swap, and many ,many more! Thanks to all the fans for your support folks & remember, Whatever you do in life, stay Hungry & Focused ... more

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