As Seen On TV

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As Seen on TV
Words: BADLANDS BOOKER
Beats : OK HIP HOP BEATZ

VERSE 1

-I'm back to breathe into the mic again
-open ya ears like lungs and inhale friends
-As it comes through the speakers, monster tracks man, creature features
-lyrics that fry mics, Arthur Treaters

-my Eats and Rhymes, cookbooks open,
-pages dipped in Sriracha, recipes hot, potent
-intelligence quotient as an emcee
-equivalent to a ivy league graduee, Magna Cum Laude

-smart as a whip, Indiana Jones,
-adventurous lyrics, hear it, feel it in ya bones
-devour haters Craig Mack style, Sizzlean
-they fit inside my stomach with the eggs and grits between

-Digest, let off steam, my ingestion engines
-like a Chevy with a HEMI, heavy, constantly revving
-holding a fork, knife, M. I. C.
-Is Badlands aka As Seen on TV

CHORUS

-Yes I seen him on the TV
-On the big and the small screen
-On the Net where Badlands be
-AKA As Seen on TV
Repeat


VERSE 2

-Yo I'm Mr. Bad, bad, bbbbbbad
-lands booker spitting Rhymes from the pen and the pad
-that I scribble like Crayola, ayatollah of rock and roll a
-Volatile like a can of soda

-shook, opened and drank, I am a risk taker
-tracks make ya girl bring her milk & her rump shaker
-to my yard, I'm nice with this mic
-OK Hip Hop Beats, the soundtrack to my life

-match the styles I juggle, fit like a puzzle man, Tetris
-not an apprentice, doing this since days of Vetrex
-Intellivision, Atari,
-genetics and upbringing to rock a party

-Badlands of Jamaica Queens, born bred, the emcee
-Master of ceremonies damn right, watch me
-Eat, drink more than most people have dreamed
-like an infomercial, QVC, as seen on TV

JIMMY KIMMEL CHORUS


REPEAT CHORUS

credits

from Surf & Stillwell 2, released June 21, 2017

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Badlands Booker New York, New York

What's good everyone.This is the official Music and Merch page of Major League Eater & Rap Performer Eric "Badlands" Booker. A 20 year speed sating icon ranked #16 worldwide by MLE. As seen on ESPN, CBS, NBC, ABC,FOX, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Last Call w/ Carson Daly, Wife Swap, and many ,many more! Thanks to all the fans for your support folks & remember, Whatever you do in life, stay Hungry & Focused ... more

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